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texas slapper

A sex move.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.
My dad gave my mom a texas slapper, three months later they got a devorce.

This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.
by Aelmeox August 15, 2006
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Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)
I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!
by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008
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scrappy

A legendary serb calgarian known for his small size yet amazing ability to kick ass. most famous for his recent pickaxe homicide.
homie: dammmn yo you seen that nigga last night? Scrappy fuckin put a axe in his dome
by jugalyfe January 5, 2009
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slappin

That soup we made in class today was slappin!
by provider July 29, 2016
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Slappy

The original land creature, it has short little body and can be seen in elves. The primary reason for normal size racism.
Slappy just beached up again.
Slappy can't get back in the water because it body is to small.
Slappy created a mud cathedral, its all good.
by ftlqed January 20, 2011
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slappa

(v. and n.) when a male lowers ones pants and twists to make a slapping sound with the penis. it is usually not performed when one has an erection
hey mister you should do the slappa!

that guy cant play smash too well, but he can sure do the slappa like a pro
by slappa king October 4, 2010
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cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month
by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006
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