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palmyra area high school

Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!

Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.
by R-cubed March 31, 2015
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Wagner middle school

Wagner has ppl smoking blunts in the bathroom. On fire every month. Fights in every hallway. Senior slut day. Ppl basically fucking in the yard. Teachers who don’t give a shit. And overall j a dusty crusty school.
by Wagalumni June 3, 2018
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lawrence north high school

A ghetto ass school with shitty people. Slightly better than Lawrence Central, but still awful. It always smells like weed and there's always some shitty freshman asking for a hit of a juul. There's fights pretty much all the time, people having sex pretty much everywhere and the white surban kids will always be smarter than you and there's nothing you can do about it. oh and we have the worst football team known to mankind
by alunnegiy November 30, 2018
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Lady Margaret's School

A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).

If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
by Cewlperson October 15, 2019
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high school

A shitty place where teenage sub-culture drives you insane and teachers give you lots of work to do.
"Charlyne is such a prep. Oh my gosh, I can't stand those preppy little fuckers."
"I wish I was fucking popular...if only I could be like the cool kids."
"Those damn goth kids are so fuckin scary"
"I'm such a punk...Abercrombie and Fitch is so fucked."
"Let's go get wasted man! Fuck yeah!!!!!"
by Marlo March 23, 2003
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middle school

1. The transitional period where you move up from elementry school.

2. The transitional period where you discover your status among your peers.

3. The breeder for goths, emos, preps, nerds, jocks, posers, wiggers, and etc.

4. A place that you as a kid hate because of your peers that taunt, bully, and etc.

5. A place where the over used and taken out of context phrase "gay" is used by students that aren't creative enough to come up with better insults.

6. A place hated by manny pre-teens due to conflicts such as drama, peer pressure, obtaining a criminal record, and etc.
Many kids dispise middle school.
by Kumaru March 9, 2008
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middle school

The worst and shittiest part of a school career. You think you'e the best, but you're only a pile of shit once you realize what's going on. Oh yeah, it's also the first place you discover something called puberty.
Middle School was a piece of shit for me! I learned nothing and everybody was against each other.
by Blue Kirby August 15, 2008
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