ring the alarm

When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.

"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel

by Willa Zea April 14, 2005

Ring of Fire

When you are having anal sex with a girl that has an Angry Clown

The Ring of Fire gave me a blister on my penis

by Crissman May 23, 2008

ring of fire

when a male wearing light colored boxers, or briefs, has sex with his penis protruding through the hole of his undergarments with a female who is currently menstruating. the result of such an act leaves a "ring of fire" around the opening of the underwear.

A.K.A. the June Carter Cash

June didn't tell Johnny that she was on her period, so he left with a healthy ring of fire.

by mike hunt 1234 May 21, 2009

the ring

a form of intravaginal contraception; a clear, flexible, plastic ring that releases low-dose hormones to the vagina and uterus.

Sandra decided to use the Ring instead of the Pill.

by annagram January 9, 2006

Ring my bells

1. Enrique Iglesias song
2. Sexual Innuendo for something only Enrique could dream of

"Wow, I really love when you ring my bells, said Enrique with a sly smile."

by SexKittenGiraffeStallion August 17, 2011

Anal ring

Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.

The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)

by Carima905 January 11, 2015

Tit caught in the ringer

When you are screwed beyond all fixability.

Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.

by xXHxCXx May 11, 2006