Robert

A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.

That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert

by Periodicals May 14, 2016

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Red rover

A man who only has sex with firecrotches

Andrew is definitely going to try to bang that firecrotch, Courtney, he is such a red rover.

by Ginger lovers February 17, 2013

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Robert D.

A dick with a dick who likes dick. Dates an ugly cracked out whore who looks like Snookie. Thinks he's a nihilistic party boy who can't get along with anybody else who isn't. Walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He also thinks A Day to Remember is pop-punk. And is a straight edge sell out.

1. Hey dude, did you see that girl?

Yeah? She probably dates a Robert D.

2. Bro, that dude walks like he's gay!
Yeah, I think that's a Robert D.

by p00pnugget September 1, 2011

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