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Pussy-Trance

A Pussy-Trance happens when life is unexpectedly and sometimes terribly disrupted and/or turned upside-down, because you've become infatuated with a "She-Devil." Everything becomes secondary to this woman. She has literally become the center of your universe. Your friends and family can see it, but you are totally blinded to it, and completely hypnotized by her. This often happens to unattractive males, or guys who have the confidence of an old dog, that knows its moments away from being euthanized.
"Those Bouncers weren't paying attention, they' were all stuck in a "Pussy-Trance." He crashed his car because that jiggling, jogger, in yoga pants. put him in a "Pussy-Trance." "No dude, I'm staying home tonight. I really don't feel like getting sucked into a Pussy-Trance and spending all my money again this weekend!" Many a man has fallen victim to girls, using the magic power of the "pussy-trance," to drain their wallets and go home with someone else.
Pussy-Trance by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019

Pussy Strike 

Similar to a regular strike, when a woman decides to actively withhold sex from someone (namely a man) until she can negotiate her desired terms, or just get what she wants.

Or, sometimes those bitches do it on purpose, because they're pissed at you for some stupid shit, or because they know they can. They enjoy watching you squirm, trying not to think about it.

Then you excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to rub one out, but you can't cum because you know that her pussy is so good that you just CAN'T go back to the old shit!

Meanwhile, your balls swell with sexual tension, aching every time you move, until finally you can't take it anymore. You have to give in to get some of that sweet, tight pussy!!
Dude 1: FUCK!!
Dude 2: What's wrong?
Dude 1: My girlfriend went on a Pussy Strike, and I haven't came in four days!
Dude 2: Heh... Yeah... Just get a Fleshlight and keep it duct taped under the bathroom sink. I named mine Cristal.
Pussy Strike by raichupal5 January 10, 2013

Pussy Latte

When you cum inside a girl and then she queefs in your mouth, creating a light, frothy foam of similar consistency to the whipped cream on top of a latte
Jamal: "Bro, you want me to get you something from Starbucks?"

Baljeet: "Nah man I already got that pussy latte last night!"
Pussy Latte by jqdoozy May 11, 2016

Pussy rules 

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.
I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!
Pussy rules by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

pussy chettin' 

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid
Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"
pussy chettin' by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020

Pussy Poet 

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.
Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.
Pussy Poet by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016