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profesh refresh

Profesh refresh (n.) A reminder or series of reminders to an employee about appropriate dress, behavior, or activities for the workplace. Can also be used to describe reminders about expected quality of product, though this is a less common usage.
The woman down the hall wearing uggs and a blanket needs a profesh refresh.
by hmbatl November 28, 2015
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Profile Monkey

A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.
"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"

"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"
by crudmonkey November 7, 2016
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'professional dancer'

A stripper who likes to make their occupation sound more genteel.
"What was your previous job?"
"Well I was a 'professional dancer'
by queenjasy_j March 26, 2017
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PROFACT

‘Profact’ is short for ‘propaganda-fact,’ a false statement usually presented by a mass media outlet as being a fact, to deceive and condition, trick, and manipulate audiences. Profacts are weaved in between facts, and are almost omnipresent.
Surprisingly, a Macintosh computer’s dictionary’s definition of the word ‘illusion’ stated the following: "The illusion of family togetherness", as an example of that word (2010). That definition is one example of the many ‘profacts’ which permeate society.
Though that definition appears innocuous, in reality it indirectly tells readers that "family togetherness" is an illusion—an anomaly, something rare. Though in reality, "family togetherness" is basic to a healthy family life.

Presenting "the illusion of family togetherness" as an example of the word "illusion" is malicious because it attacks the family by distorting reality, and sets an example and acts as a role model for primarily young people—because they have not lived long enough to spot a lie. Moreover, reading that malicious definition could even begin to dehumanize anyone who believes that false statement.
by but for December 18, 2017
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Profect

Couldn't have done it any better, I'd say its profect!
by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY August 16, 2018
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Professional guesser

A person who guesses correctly
Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser
by Lady bug attacker December 4, 2018
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Profag

Any professional gamer that's way too good at a video game.

Usually they know that they are good and are complete assholes about it. Also if you are playing with them they'll get mad at you for doing something wrong on the game.
Fuck I just got killed by an entire squad of Profags. There's no way we can beat them!
by Skydude HD December 27, 2018
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