forty pound challenge

When a single man is offered a pair of used jeans that should fit and he discovers they don't. This discovery prompts the individual to lose forty pounds over a pre-determined period of time, thus beginning the forty pound challenge.

Austin: Hey Ace, try on these pants, if they don't fit I'm gonna toss them.

Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.

by Tarbargain January 14, 2014

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 30, 2020

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by July 21, 2022

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009

British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.

"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."

by majic mike May 23, 2025

Pounding feet

When you thrust your dick in between someone's feet as hard and as fast as possible until you cum.

I couldn't make it to the party I was home pounding feet. I was at home thrusting in between my girlfriends feet because I'm not right.

by Don J Velociraptor October 10, 2021

Pounding the Rice

phrase used when you're pounding an Asian chick.

Dude, I was pounding the rice last night, if you know what I mean.

by hellhammer123 February 19, 2011