poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult

omg jessica you’re such a poon

by rad rachael March 2, 2019

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

Poon

1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.

2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.

Tiago you just copped some mad poon.

I’m pooning Arjun in face.

by The gov’ner February 17, 2019

Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”

Poon glue

by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018