Emperor Pig

The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.

Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"

Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"

Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"

by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007

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Challenge pissing

If you can piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet, you win.

Challenge pissing would be easier in space.

by unstoppable idiot January 12, 2009

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the pink book

The pink book is a book that is designed for "that growing young lady". Inside, you will find out about a girls body, life style, and what sex is. Though, when you read more into it, you find out it's more along the lines of "that growing whore inside of you that you needs to come out" It has stories from girls in the US on how to give your boyfriend (or girlfriend) how to "please" them correctly... such as looking into his eyes while sucking, it takes almost 40 to get him horny, and a large picture of a girls vagina saying "HELLO!!"

Tan: "QUICK!! Wave that page in the webcam for the world to see!"
ClaireBear: "OKAY!!"
Seth: "Okay Billy, we're going to look at some silhouette.. now tell me what you think of when you see this picture?"
Billy: *mummble mummble* "GAME...game....game...game

by Clairebearthegreat July 3, 2005

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Piano Bar

A small pub/piano bar in Tel Aviv (I will not state the street address, because you really don't wanna go there).
The place also organizes a Chess tournament between the inhabitants, and the winner (who score most points over a period of few month) is supposed to get a bottle of Jameson at the end of the period.

Sivan: Congratulations! I heard you won the Chess tournament at the Piano Bar :)
Matan: Thanks love :) I didn't get the whiskey though...
Sivan: You're gotta kidding me, You we're a regular there! This is so Yair Lapid like...
Matan: I'm afraid not. The annoying thing is I spend double the price on drinks in the process of winning it.
Sivan: Well, they lost me as a customer!

by Matans June 18, 2013

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Pissgate

When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)

Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.

by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017

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