Noo(Noob)

Noun. Somebody so new at something, the term Noob just doesn't cut it. Combines the term Noo-noo(short for penis) and Noob. Very rare in internet gaming language due to extreme derogatory offense. The "b" has been replaced with "noob" in order to create a something in the sorts of a "super noob" term. Often written without parenthesis for short (noonoob).

John: You are terrible... get the hell out of this game you noo(noob) son of a bitch. Look everybody!! IT'S A NOONOOB!

Steve: Too far dawg...

by Samuel O'Neill April 13, 2007

noob salad

some one who hangs out with posers

hey johnny stop being a noob salad

by ryan peters July 06, 2005

noob saibot

A being who is from the darkest regions of the world. It is called "The master of the Shadows".

Shin Gouki, Evil Ryu, Iori Orochi

by Samurai Katsu August 28, 2003

Noob tube

a word that is used for weapons in online games i.e. wolfenstein (panzerfrost), halo (rocket loncher / fulerod gun), counter strike ( auto shotgun bleve it or not).

1. omg i hate noobtubes.
2. i rock with the noob tube.
3. i am going to go crazy if i get owned agen by that noob tube.

by bobfishkins September 20, 2006

noob tube

a term used for either a virgin with a small penis or just a small penis

Girl: i had sex last night

Girl's Friend: how big was it?

Girl: He had a noob tube

by THe GaMe SOn!! January 16, 2010

STFU NOOB

1. Phrase used when a n33b(dumbass scrub n00bster) complains about playing bad and makes up all kinds of excuses!
2. When you don't like someone while playing a game and even though they aren't saying anything you just want them to shut the fuck up.

EX:1
n00b: I wonder why i've been doing bad all day...
n00b: I really am cal-main guys...
1337: STFU NOOB, no one gives a shit!

EX:2
1337 pwner: whU R joo?
n00bert: Hi, it's my first day playing this game, How are you?
1337 pwner: STFU b1tch, and STFD no one cares b1tch!

by kshadius April 21, 2006

chainsaw noob

a person in gears of war or gears of war 2 who takes advantage that getting shot with a shotgun from 2inches away and then telepots to you and chainsaws you. dosnt require much skill, only knowlege to realize that stopping power only works forcertain people and pint blanks only work for the host and his team

wow. i shot this guy twice with the shogun from 3 feet away and then he slid and chainsawed me.
I FUCKING HATE CHAINSAW NOOBS

by Z3r0s3volution September 16, 2009