Douche nap

1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
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Cat nap

The act of taking a after noon nap.
I’m finna take a cat nap for a hour or 2
by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019
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Fatman nap

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating
by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 08, 2022
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sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot
It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo
by Hottie7402 October 02, 2021
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Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands
by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023
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toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
by Mots247365 December 14, 2012
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Naps Man

BULLAMAN!, all ah fucken dem is bullaman
"Yuh getting on like ah Naps Man, gosh boy, doh come round me"
by I hate skl November 22, 2023
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