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paige mickelsen

A chav that can't keep a man for more than 5 minutes. always wears tracksuits and a messy bun with blotchy tan and a violent personality. a short person that will be the size of a doorknob by the time they are 18. the type of person that would create a new email so they don't have to pay for spotify premium to listen to overrated trap music. always gives off a pissy energy and is always followed by a wall of perfume and fake friends that remind you of bugs.
"paige mickelsen is a slag"
by ag.x2to._tr@33y March 15, 2022
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Mommy Milkers

Woah, Jacob’s mom has some Mommy Milkers!
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Milky Milker

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.
Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate
by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022
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Mimmu milkaer
ahahahahahh Mommy milkers evil susy balakala sussye sauchty
by sussy akab April 7, 2022
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Mommy milkers month

Mommy milkers month(MMM) is the month July. It’s a whole month where we appreciate tiddies, small or large.
Person 1: “it’s Mommy milkers month!”
Person 2: “really? We must appreciate boobies!”
by HalloDaarPersoon April 18, 2022
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Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies
by Big black bic pen April 25, 2022
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Banana Milker

You take one look at Susan over there, and know that b**** is a professional Banana Milker
by Letsgetitonbois21 April 26, 2022
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