jerk butt

a very rude person who is being a jerk. somebody who just cant be described as anything else.

A person who you dont want to call an ass cause you wanna be nice. so you call them a jerk but instead to make it sound a little better.

your being such a jerk butt

by someone somewhere92 April 11, 2011

Jerkbag

That incompetent co-worker of yours who keeps stealing your lunch.

Harry, meet the jerkbag I work with.

by bat_hero May 11, 2009

Jamaican Jerk

A woman, who is currently menstruating and not wearing any protection, only panties, gives a guy a handjob and lets him cum all over her "Red Stripe".

Red Stripe is usually known as the most famous beer from Jamaica

"My girlfriend is on the rag, and it sounds weird, but that turns me on. She gave me a Jamaican Jerk the other day. It was awesome!"

by Gutterbrain August 30, 2011

Tear Jerk

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant

After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.

by nick butz December 15, 2011

gabrielino circle-jerk

a speech competition where those doucheGABs take first and even close out in all the events

"Spring Varsity was a fucking gabrielino circle-jerk, again"

by P.J. O'Rourke April 13, 2008

slow jerk

When you are beating the meat, weedwacking, or any other variation of jacking off, and are about to bust but feel that the time is not right, or it is too early. Therefore you slow down to prevent the early yogurt shot and continue once the penis has calmed down slightly.

I had to slow jerk last night to prevent my premature busting problem.

by Chet Porteous May 4, 2009

circle jerk

A group or men (hopefully gay) who sit in a circle and masterbate 2 each other while splurging on themselves (very effective)

hey man, lest have a circle jerk tognite. I shotgun that u wack me off

by Hayze March 26, 2003