Human Suitcase

A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.

Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.

by SuPeRDeFoRMeD March 1, 2011

human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

Human Suitcases

Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport

These Human Suitcases are the best!

by stefon'sbff March 3, 2011

Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

by Wildburr April 26, 2016

Human Dynamo

An especially loquacious person who clearly doesn't know what he/she is talking about

"If bullshit were electricity, that guy would be a Human Dynamo!"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

human stain

A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.

Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.

by gettin jizzy wit it December 12, 2008