the hell?

A phrase short for "what the hell?" used to express ones feeling of awkwardness or astonishment toward something someone else said. Similar to "the fuck?" but used when one is feels less astonished or awked out.

Car full of guys on there way to pick up a girl.

Bobby: "Hey you guys want to like take our pants off so when Lauren gets in the car, it will take her a second to realize were kinda naked, it'll be hilarious"

Chris: "the hell?"

Jack: "Yeah man what the fuck?"

Kevin: "Go for it bro"

by thrash_ur_ass December 25, 2010

Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird

Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.

Cool Kid: "You're weird. "

Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."

by totallyfreakingcool September 29, 2009

a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

Tower of Hell

More like Tower of shit fuck fuck fuck fuck shitty shit shit fuckity shit fuck poop game shit fuck game bad fuck shit game.

Lifeless person: Do you like Tower of hell?
Me: did you mean "Shit fuckshitfuckfuckfuckshit game"?

by Skeletonbones May 12, 2021

Hell urr....

Surprise at an idiotic or trivial statement.

You knot what you just said was completely stupid. Hell urr....

by Shmieg mCg July 26, 2009

hellasexual

Someone who finds only men and women from Northern California to be sexually attractive

Shirley secretly watches janky porn from Sacramento. She's closeted and doesn't want her parents to know that she's a hellasexual.

by JamsToSinitta October 27, 2010

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005