Grampulous Goompkin

What an intellectual would call a very annoying pumpkin.

"Oh dear, this is such a grampulous goompkin! Oh my!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Glumpy

Something that is gross and pretty at the same time

That is a glumpy cat

by Tk han December 26, 2023

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

glumpus

Glumpus is an archaic term relating to a middle aged man with a large herd of Sploinkus. It is considered a terrible slur in some areas.

"That guy is such a Glumpus!"

by Rusty "The Loser" Johnson February 5, 2024

Grimp

A harsh pain in the abdomen, commonly from old age or from bending your back

Ohh, that’s a grimp, that really hurts

by Pickmern November 29, 2023

grimply gramplet

Refered to anyone that is under 5'9 and acts like they are pompous.

Ruski:"I will come next time"
a week later...
Pizzaman:"Ruski you lied to me"
Pizzaman:"You are a liar"
Ruski:"Whatever"
Pizzaman:"Buy me a panino now"
Ruski:"Nah man, too expensive"
Pizzaman:"rude af"
Ruski:"Are you talking to yourself?"
Pizzaman:"How dare you talking to me like that you grimply gramplet"

by notpizzaman March 13, 2024

Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.

She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.

by G. Twilight March 20, 2024