glumpus 

Glumpus is an archaic term relating to a middle aged man with a large herd of Sploinkus. It is considered a terrible slur in some areas.

"That guy is such a Glumpus!"

glumpus by Rusty "The Loser" Johnson February 5, 2024

Grumpus 

A terminally grumpy person, often genetic. Can be modified for various states of grumpitity.

Cheer up, don't be such a Grumpus!

That Grumpus has been growling at me for hours.

A Slumpus (A sleepy Grumpus)

A Lumpity Grumpus (A lumpier than average Grumpus)

Grumpus by Dar123 January 2, 2009

Glumbus 

A word to describe a person as extremely racist or to tell them that they are a cat stuck in a sock held by someone.

Hey, are you Glumbus?

Yes
oh, so your a cat stuck in a sock held by a person?
No

Glumbus by ikekoa October 16, 2020

grumpustiltskin 

A person who is constantly grumpy, or occasionally suffering from a very high level of grumpiness.

A grumpustiltskin, is a term used for a major grumpus.

(No link whatsoever to Rumpelstiltskin)

"I've been trying to talk to her all night but she has a face like a slapped arse, what a grumpustiltskin!"

"Mate, how's it going....

Fuck off,
OOOOOOHHHH alright grumpustiltskin"

grumpustiltskin by nwest1 September 9, 2012

Gumpus 

A person who sits outside hotels in his car leeching bandwidth when his ISP is down.

I swear that is Gumpus, he's been sitting in his car for 4 days now.

Gumpus by Kenshin April 10, 2005

gumpus 

One who sits in the hot-tub biting everyone's fart bubbles.

I ain't goin' in till that gumpus leaves.

gumpus by yonder August 29, 2004

grumpuss 

a legendary mythical beast renowned for it's grumpy disposition

dude you're being such a grumpuss today

grumpuss by freggles March 18, 2011