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water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.
by David February 16, 2004
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four loko

a fine malt beverage capturing the essence of thug life. specifically brewed for the consumption of true G's. one of these drinks can cause one to concoct words not known in the English dictionary. warning not meant for the consumption of pregnant bezzies due to the risk of birth defects, such as giving birth to sasquatch like creatures.
damn bud.....................u had 2 four loko's!?.......................u ma hero bud
by omie the homie April 11, 2010
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party foul

when someone fucks up at a party by dropping beer or breaking something or falling.
::drops beer::

everyone: "Party Foul!"
by sk September 7, 2003
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Clue by four

In most geek communities, being hit by a clue-by-four is generally a sign that the hitter (person doing the hitting) believes the hittee (person being hit) to be an inferior form of life and therefore in need of a good whalloping.

In the past the idea behind the clue-by-four was that you were beating some sense into the hittee. Unfortunately it was later discovered that being hit on the head with a large wooden plank with "CLUE" written on it actually caused a loss of brain cells in the hittee. When you consider that the original intention of the hitter was to provide the hittee with some in the first place, this then put the hittee in a deficit of brain cells. Life, the universe, and everything being what it is, likes to be in a state of balance. So in order to solve the problem of the brain-cell deficit, the hittee would proceed to ask ever increasingly stupid questions causing the original hitter to smack his or her head against a wall, therefore restoring the balance.

For the purpose of beating sense into people, the clue-by-four was replaced by a large foam clue bat which has much the same result as the clue-by-four except does not kill what few brain cells the hittee may or may not already possess. Though the tool of choice now is the foam clue bat, the clue-by-four is still in regular use. It was renamed to the "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool" which was then shortened to LART.

The key difference between the two tools, though they have the same origins, is what implications of being hit by one might have to your standing in the community that you are a part of.

To be hit with a large foam clue bat signifies that the hitter believes you are being immensely stupid and need correcting in a way that you will never forget, for your own good. Being LARTed is somewhat more common despite it's neurological implications and the fact that it is generally more serious. To be LARTed means that the hitter believes you have done or said something mind-bubblingly stupid and must be punished for your crime. You are not expected to gain anything from the experience as no friendly "constructive criticism" or advice will be given with the LARTing.

It has been theorized is that being hit by a clue-by-four only dislodges the slower, denser brain cells allowing the faster, smarter brian cells more chance of forming rational thought. The tests, however, have been inconcluive; showing positive results in only 42% of subjects.
by kodiac1 July 5, 2006
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Party Foul

a person who fucks up a party due to his inability to handle his drinks, consequently making a complete ass of himself by constantly provoking fights and screaming "LET'S GOOOOOOOO" at every guy, girl, cops, cats, dogs, chairs, lamps, etc.
www.myspace.com/lazyeddy - PARTY FOUL
by handleyourgoddamndrinks May 22, 2010
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three, four or more-some

Less than an orgy, but more than any typical monogamous intercourse scenario, the three, four or more-some is a friendly gathering of a few sexually randy friends, who writhe twist, slide and slip all over each other's naked bodies in a pile, or hot tub, or anywhere. Usually the more the merrier, and often taking the shape of a "round robin plug a hole fest".
Dude, i am so horny, i need like 80 holes to choose from tonight... lets call the guys and girls over for a three, four or more-some. I have a huge bed, rubber sheets, and a camera so we can show all the kids that will be born out of our unprotected random hole plugging.
by DonkeyButt Extreme. September 24, 2010
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Foursome

Four people having sex, preferably with 3 women and 1 man, or all women.
Gregory House, M.D. "I've moved on to foursomes. That way, if one person leaves, you're still having a threesome. And if a second person leaves, you're still having sex."
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde February 24, 2011
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