failyness

To fail

Smithy.

Smithy is the epitome of failyness

by The_amazing_one October 21, 2010

fairytized

made to look picture-perfect, fairy tale characteristics

That movie advocating for utopias was very fairytized.

by fairy-tales-on-earth December 7, 2010

fairypire

a faggy "vampire" from the twilight series

Edward Cullen the fairypire

by NOT fairypire July 27, 2012

fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.

Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)

by Meangean June 5, 2014

fairy cake

A pet name.

Come here you gorgeous fairy cake!

by jacomago October 8, 2014

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014

fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015