fart dong

When a different male farts on your dong

I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong

by Fart dong December 5, 2021

Fart Guzzler

This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!

I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Fart Sock

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain

"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."

by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003

fart grenade

Farting in ones hand while keeping it contained and putting it in someones face.

Andy's fart grenade made Josh pass out

by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005

fart tube

Also known as a "fart can", this makes a car sound like a piece of crap and adds nothing to the area of performance.

Check out my civic with flame decals, and my exhaust sounds badass because of my fart tube.

by J-Browns April 15, 2006

fart factory

Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.

person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."

by John Desoiroi July 10, 2007

Fart Zombie

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.

"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"

by Dluxx June 14, 2008