ear beating

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

by miguel666 January 2, 2014

take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.

When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

by jaehoal jones July 13, 2012

Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

EA

A company whose existence is dedicated to fucking over all gamers and developers with whom it comes in contact.

1: Dude, did you hear about the horror stories that former EA game developers tell?

2: Yeah, that's fucked up. Did you hear that EA gained control of Star Wars?

1: No. Fuck.

by hello everybody im Nappa May 19, 2013

Snow eater

Someone who eats snow.

Hey, check out that snow. I'm gona eat some because I'm a snow eater.

by Amoebabadass January 7, 2018

Never eat raspberries

A useful and memorable piece of advice provided by Arnold's grandfather from the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold!".

Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

Arnold: What's that?

Grandpa: Never eat raspberries.
Grandpa holds his stomach

Grandpa: Gotta go!
Grandpa runs to the bathroom

by Violent J Wick'd Clown January 16, 2011

Flat Earther

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.

by FrogBoot May 5, 2018