Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.
"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"
by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006
Get the drunk mug.The drunken hulk is a concocsion that Charlie Sheen created on 2 & a half men that includes Scotch & Nightquil.
Charlie:
"I'm so sick, I should probably go out side for some fresh air... with some nyquil... and some scotch"
<Heads out side>
"Rose, what are you doing here?"
Rose:
"What am I doing here? What are you drinking?"
Charlie:
"The Drunken Hulk!"
"I'm so sick, I should probably go out side for some fresh air... with some nyquil... and some scotch"
<Heads out side>
"Rose, what are you doing here?"
Rose:
"What am I doing here? What are you drinking?"
Charlie:
"The Drunken Hulk!"
by Osirus87 March 21, 2009
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A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
by ted December 26, 2004
Get the tequila drunk mug.Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005
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Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise
by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006
Get the drunk mug.an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.
by spikemiester45036 August 15, 2003
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