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drunk

Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.
"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"
by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006
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Drunken Hulk

The drunken hulk is a concocsion that Charlie Sheen created on 2 & a half men that includes Scotch & Nightquil.
Charlie:
"I'm so sick, I should probably go out side for some fresh air... with some nyquil... and some scotch"

<Heads out side>

"Rose, what are you doing here?"

Rose:
"What am I doing here? What are you drinking?"

Charlie:
"The Drunken Hulk!"
by Osirus87 March 21, 2009
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tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
by ted December 26, 2004
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Lamp -Shade -Drunk

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005
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drunk

He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise
by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006
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Drunk

an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.
MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?
by spikemiester45036 August 15, 2003
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Wyoming Drunk

After consuming enough alcohol, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....
Kellen shouldn't have tried to walk to Wal-Mart, he was way too Wyoming Drunk....
by Ridiculism's Beast September 26, 2005
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