Definitions by thatsmrweedman2u

tardwich 

The high velocity (and often hilarious) collision of two less-than-able-minded individuals....

When Colin and Jamie made that tardwich in the hallway, I almost died laughing

tardwich by thatsmrweedman2u June 28, 2006

drunk 

You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise

drunk by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006