Crack An Egg

Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.

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Crack Fiend

-one who REALLY likes the crack
-a homosexual

Those crack fiends sodomized my cat and stole my car stereo.

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a nickname for a guy who likes to go ass to mouth during sex.

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Def: Someone who will do anything to get what he or she wants.

Origin: Crack is such an addictive drug women will trade sex for it.

Playboy, Tyronne is such a crack ho. Just to eat sushi, he offered to wash Keshia's car.

Crack Ho by Bif December 9, 2004

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When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

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one who has sex for crack.

I lied to Matts' mom and told her I had crack so she would fuck me. Matts' mom is a crack whore.

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When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.

I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.

crack ass by Mah-ree December 22, 2005

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