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Condoms

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.
jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break
by ilyHudy June 14, 2010
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condomsation

A conversation that originated from condoms, but can in fact include sexual subjects or any other kind of talk about condoms, etc.
"During her condomsation with George, Kerry told him about her one night stand, yo."

"During the condomsation, Lennie listed all the condom flavors he remembered to his friend, it was mad crazy, yo. He even came up with the phrase 'Taste the rainbow', yo!"
by JacsLiyahLiyahOriginal December 27, 2008
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condomminimum

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.
1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.
by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009
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Condomeyes

1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.

2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.

*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.

2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012
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Condoms

Something we need in order to not become pregnant
Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms

Girl- because we didn't use a condom
by Xmsbrightsidex December 25, 2014
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Condomsating

When your used condom sits around too long and collects condensation
The leftovers from last night are condomsating in the corner
by Sir Drizzle February 3, 2015
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Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it

Effboy: “You right
by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017
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