Condom

Is Something your dad didnt use

Your a CONDOM

by O2trappy March 18, 2021

Condomplating

When you go on a bender banging different people everyday and keep reusing the same condom. You just slap it on a plate when you're done and repeat until the bender ends.

Dude I've had this condom for 400 days! Been condomplating

by Kalholly May 16, 2021

Condompooed

When yer taek a shiet an' poot it intoo a condom an' then ye use it as a melee weapon.

"Ye fucking cunt, ye gonna get fockin' condompooed i swear it!"

by Draegarius May 17, 2021

Condom-mint

Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.

I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?

by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021

cond0m_r_us

A TikTok user with over one million followers and one billion likes. They are the second most baddest bitch (Nicki Minaj is the baddest bitch to ever walk this planet period). And they are famously known to have over one million lices on their scalp beating the Guinness World Record period baddest bitch the fuck wrong wichuuuu... and they also are a self-made multi millionare and sell penis enlargement pills.
Pills and potions
We're overdosin'
I'm angry but I still love you
Pills and potions
We're overdosin'
Can't stand it but I still love you
I still love, I still love, I still love, I still love, I still lo-o-ove
I still love, I still love, I still love, I still love, I still love
I still love, I still love, I still love, I still love, I still lo-o-ove
I still love, I still love, I still love, I still love, I still love
Ayo, they could never make me hate you
Even though what you was doin' wasn't tasteful
Even though you out here lookin' so ungrateful
I'ma keep it movin' be classy and graceful

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by cond0m_r_us biggest fan June 5, 2021

Condom Heads

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other

"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"

by fatboishoes October 13, 2021

codamine

Cocaine and ketamine mixed together to make the ultimate drug. Whoever uses it immediately dies because the body cannot handle the power.

Man #1:"try this, its call codamine."
Man #2:"Ok! *dies*"

by Cheese godd August 22, 2021