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churches

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
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Church-Weirdo

1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.

2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.

3. A complete ass wipe.
Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!
by Bryticus September 29, 2018
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churchy

a kid is a "disappointment to his family name."
Angus is such a churchy, he stole is dads credit card for vBucks.
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
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Churchin slurpin

When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!
by Ron with an h January 1, 2019
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churchouse

Churchouse refers to a family that carries a large breast gene. Whether it be male ‘moobs’ or femalebreasts
Wow, Todd those brothers are thicc, definitely churchouses
by MEMEDEALERTHAG February 24, 2019
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chaunchy

A texture that is crunchy but smooth and at the same time feels gross in your mouth. It can sometimes be just a tad bit slimey.
Ew this apple is so chaunchy! Move so I can spit it out!
by dibgibihukgjhgjnbvb May 21, 2019
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Church Whore

A tranny blonde whore with a saggy ass that fucks the Pope.
Guy: Look at that blonde! She must be a church whore.
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