canadian potato chips 

while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.

"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."

canadian potato chips by nobnodXXV October 4, 2008

Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.

Canadian bus ride by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008

Canadian kiss 

The action of performing a sexual act on either a male or female that involves oral sex generally the anal area

When he was going down on me ,to my surprise he gave me a Canadian kiss.

Canadian kiss by Sewer brownie December 17, 2015

Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

Canadian Military by Jess April 17, 2005

Canadian Military

See: Mounties, Zamboni Technology, and Anne Murray

I'll have to fine you. It'll be $10000 Canadian, or $10 American, if you wish.

Canadian Military by Fred Durst is a tool October 7, 2003

Canadian New Year 

canadian new year is celebrated on March first instead of January first like everyone else in the world. It is celebrated by excessive use of the word "eh" and by drinking rye whiskey until "eh" seems like an actual word to a non-Canadian

Randy - "why is paul so drunk?"

Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"

Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"

Paul - "EH!"

Canadian New Year by Randy-MSUN March 16, 2011

canadian bacon 

same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!

Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.

canadian bacon by Big Daddy A May 19, 2009