cheese adict 

A person addicted to cheese

Man 1: Hey everybody I'm a cheese adict
Man 2: What's a cheese adict?
Man 1: Mmmmmmmmmm CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!
Man 2: OOOOOkay get away from me!
Man 1: Must eat CHEEEEESE, get back here or I will eat your cheese MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

cheese adict by Da Hamalli January 27, 2007

cheese cracker 

A Caucasian person (white person) who acts Asian. Cheese crackers (white on the outside and yellow on the inside) are obsessed with Asian culture, sometimes traditional but mostly Asian media and pop culture. They self taught themselves how to speak at least one Asian dialect fluently (Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Taiwanese, etc...) and usually know handfuls of other Asian languages too. Most of there friends are Asians, and they try, and sometimes are able, to mingle with fobs. Cheese crackers love bubble tea, watch 20-or-more hour long Asian dramas, are able to identify every Asian stationary store in their city/town, and go to karaoke with their Asian friends, where they sing songs in Asian dialects. Cheese crackers only date Asians. Usually they either are or were at one point in there life, obsessed with manga and/or anime. Some cheese crackers attend anime-cons regularly. Female cheese crackers usually like feminine Asian guys. Female cheese crackers also make an attempt to own a large amount of foby clothes and accessories. (Sanrio items, tokidoki bags and clothing, leg warmers, school girl outfits)

"Shelby self taught herself how to speak Korean, and all the boyfriends she ever had were Korean too!"

"Wow she is such a cheese cracker."

cheese cracker by Anna K. Banana June 11, 2008

cheese and crackers got all muddy 

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

cheese and crackers got all muddy by ZMia December 13, 2008

Cheese Disease

A non medical term that explains the correlation between people who consume cannabis and their uncanny yet powerful liking of dairy products, particularly cheese.

"Dude I think I have the cheese disease, I ate 18 cheese sticks in one sitting just now."

"I totally have it, I used to eat chunks of mozzarella when I used to work at Panera all the time, it was sick."

Cheese Disease by 420jambi July 14, 2009

cheese omelette

A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.

"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."

cheese omelette by The Sweetness December 17, 2007

cheese nips 

Japanese people from Wisconsin.

Look, over there, they must be cheese nips!

cheese nips by JT88 May 17, 2006

Cheese B. 

A very delicious hamburger with cheese. You indulge upon its greatness with one hand.

He has 50 cents in his hand to take the bus. Looks down. "Fuck this I'm going to go get a Cheese B."

Cheese B. by Sanchez & Saldana January 14, 2007