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Bone Storm

A bone storm is a party or event where the ratio of female to male attendees is very low. Also known as a sausage party.
I went to this party last night and there wasn't a single girl there, it was a total bone storm!
by Phisherpryce February 17, 2009
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T BONE

He sat on my stomach and T Boned me.
by Princess_p_p June 28, 2006
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bone smuggler

someone who has sexual intercourse with someone else currently dating a third party.
So if Bridget and Robert are dating and Bridget and Marty are boning, then Marty is the smuggler, Brigdet is the smugglee, and Robert is getting smuggled. Marty is bone smuggler.
by Jon Ringo September 20, 2008
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funny bone

the bone called Humerus, Hunorous, moron.
When you say you hit your funny bone, you hit your Humerus, not your humorous.
by stefanian January 23, 2009
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Big Boned

It's a paradigm obese people use when they don't want to admit or come to accept the fact that they're overweight. It's a term that when fat people use it, they look retarded
Im not fat, I'm just "big boned"
by Kevin Shostrom November 25, 2017
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Small boned

Besides meaning being short or overly thin, can also be used to refer to a small penis, a reference to the penis' other name, boner.
A: Whoa! That's some small dick you got there!
B: Dude, I don't have a small penis! I'm just small boned.
by der fuehrer September 9, 2007
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bone-collector

An emotionally damaged chick that engages in a plurality of one-off sexual excursions with known and/or unknown men in order to:
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."

Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.

(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
"Yeah ever since______, "Y" has been on a sexual rampage.
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."
by pedro con carne March 24, 2008
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