Autonihilistic

Completely lacking in self-confidence and self-esteem; unable to believe in one's own value or actions.

In a fit of autonihilistic pique, Jeff smashed his guitar against the wall.

by Salieri_82 May 30, 2006

Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.

Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.

by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

Choking yourself while having an orgasm with a dead animal of the same gender that you set on fire.

Sean enjoys to engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality with the neighborhood dogs.

by balzac9012 August 19, 2009

automated voice fucker

the annoying computerized voice at the other end of the phone when calling a hotline or helpline; sometimes accompanied with incessant soft rock music like Michael Bolton

That automated voice fucker just told me to go fuck myself!
I needed to know how to program my VCR and all I got was this automated voice fucker! Hoozah!

by BadDewd April 4, 2003

Autoclicker

Something people use (like me) on online games, like Minecraft, LoL, etc. in order to avoid carpal tunnel and/or arthritis.

Yo dude, send me your autoclicker!

by jeffrocks26 July 16, 2014

autoadmit

noun: one who is assured admittance to school x, most typically law school x. popularized by the most prestigious law school admissions discussion board.

With a 175 and a 3.8 GPA, Jim is an autoadmit at GULC.

by syntheticapriori February 27, 2007

autoer

A person who uses a bot or macro of some sort to gain levels in Runescape while not wasting their life with endless clicking in this gay game. Useful for making great pkers while not wasting away at your computer screen for 12 hours...

Man i hate these autoers im gonna tell Andrew about you fuckers and get you permabanned from rs!

by Hatz March 7, 2005