Source of Affirmation

Any source that does not challenge your existing beliefs.

Grandfather: Fox News is my main source of information. It really tells me what I want to hear.

Grandson: Then I think you mean it's your source of affirmation.

by BenJarvus Green-Ellis February 4, 2022

THE DONNY AFFILIATION

Don P, Donny 2 time, Donny P in dis bish, D R P in here. DRP. Man he a Donny! Donny Donny Donny. DONNY PEE. Donny P, Some dude named DON. Donald P. Always include the “P” if “P” is not included The Drp is now void. If void occurs refer to the BOOF handbook, Chapter 12 Section C, for further instructions. If this default happens again contact your local BOOF Department as your issue should be resolved in a timely fashion. If all this fails Donny P will be in touch with you when he has the chance. If Drp never shows up LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY MAY APPEAR. If Boofier shows up do not panic as this will send you into an infinite spiraling staircase of confusion and heat stroke. The closer you get to his essence the more damage you are causing to your Comprehensive BOOF processing chip, If chip is damaged or lost in the incident, contact BOOF LLC. For a free complimentary BOOF chip.

Some Bot }”Donny P was supposed to show up to fix my A/C unit today.”
Gucci Mane “What happened”
Some Bot “Vro Boofier showed up and stuff it was wild and stuff we like looked at each other and stuff, and then and then w-“
Gucci Mane” stop real quick my mom is calling me. (Picks up phone) hello mother are you there hello”
Bot 1” I was trying to tell you Boofier showed up!”
Gucci Mane “Wait wait wait your telling me Boofier is still out there?!”
Donny P appearing out of the shadows” Oh didn’t you know?! The BOOF runs within us all my brethren, you know what has to happen now!”
Gucci Mane “get to cover he’s going to try to harvest our Chakra’s!!! ANYONE IN RELATION TO BOOF RISKS THE DONNY AFFILIATION FACTOR MY GUY WE ARE TOTALLY FU*KED!!”

by LORD BOOFÏER ALMIGHTY JR. June 14, 2022

Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)

To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.

It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.

by sasha.at May 28, 2022

Department Of External Affairs

One of the most useless departments in the roblox scp genre, while it being a functioning department in the SCP Wiki, on roblox it is the most useless department in the genre due to it's Overseer or the group owner allying and doing their job in groups.

The Administrator: Alright, I'll accept your affiliation
DEA Ambassador: But why?! that's not your job!?
The Administrator: You're the only one in the department since nobody cares about DEA
DEA Ambassador: Because you already do our job for us, instead of the Department Of External Affairs doing it for you.

by Chaos_Insurgent2 December 8, 2022

The Fredricks affect

When a man who has just used his Civil War Rizz has an affect afterward that causes him to have a Deep Dark Sleep for 8 and a 1/2 nights in a row and then shoves a Fredrick’s Dove (Fredrickas Dovinson) up his ass crack all the way to his cranium causing The Fredricks Affect

Damn man I be halfway through the Fredricks Affect By now

by Monke68 February 15, 2023

The cuphead affect

If you partake in the game “cuphead” or consume any content related to the game, it drastically lowers your iq or even make you go brainless.
Some of the side affect of this is loss of common sense, memory loss, insanity, insomnia, sickness, vomiting and nausea

This guy is so dumb he is under the influence of the cuphead affect

by Ilovechicken09 April 8, 2023

words of affirmationing you the fuck up

Purposefully using words of affirmation to please someone, usually a romantic or sexual partner, but can be a close friend also.
It can be very effective if used for good purposes and not your own.

- I love how you communicate, it's so clear and concise, it makes it so easy to be with you.
- Oh thank you for saying that, you're too kind.
- It's not about being kind, I'm just words of affirmationing you the fuck up ;)

by daflutterbyeffect August 10, 2023