1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 5, 2019
Get the Twat Waffle mug.by nasty nbba November 22, 2019
Get the Nigerian waffle mug.Related Words
The sexual act of a group of men ejaculation onto a waffle, the goal of the " game " is to not be the last to cum, the person who is the last to cum has to then eat said waffle with cum on it
by lalalalameee March 17, 2011
Get the White Waffle mug.by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009
Get the Waffle Maker mug.by Matt February 17, 2007
Get the Wiff waff mug.Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.
Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!
by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010
Get the Waffle Maker mug.Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?
Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.
Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.
Jack: Now your talking!
Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.
Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.
Jack: Now your talking!
by Shai August 22, 2004
Get the waffling mug.