A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.
"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
by Mark_J January 16, 2009
Get the two ticket assmug. Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.
Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005
Get the two-dollar whoremug. 1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.
If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!
by find_me February 13, 2005
Get the two-faced bitchmug. One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
Get the Two Pump Chumpmug. by Stan April 12, 2006
Get the Two dead fliesmug. 1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.
1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.
by Maybe its because im a londoner July 11, 2005
Get the Two Bob Cuntmug. by Knucklehead July 17, 2003
Get the two-dollarmug.