tablebear

A very weird awkward man. Must be a male to be one. He is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes.

Mike is so weird, he always says the stupidest things, he's such a tablebear.

by Eilah234 January 24, 2017

table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 5, 2016

taileena

A girl who doesn't care what other people think. She expresses her self in her own way. She is very random but she's not shy. She will do anything for her friends no matter what. She's a pretty good friend to have.

I want to be friends with Taileena

by envie03 December 25, 2016

Taelee

A real ugly bitch with a shit personality. Will also try to sleep with literally anyone. Usually a pretty fat person.

Guy 1: Man I had to leave my girl, she had 12 side hoes on the side..

Guy 2: sorry dude, looks like you were dating a taelee.

by Funguy309 August 11, 2017

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 3, 2017

tableauitis

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.

Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?

by matty-ice June 6, 2017