Toledo Toothbrush

When you ejaculate onto a toothbrush after some hardcore, dirty sexand you clean the females mouth with your cum.

Guy: Ready for your Toledo Toothbrush?!?
Girl: Yeah, Wash my mouth out real good!

by Phil_Clementi November 9, 2010

Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.

Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?

by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

toilet

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Toledo Depth Charge

A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.

Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.

by the cheap ironist October 29, 2003

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004