The Taser

The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew your fingernails so they are rough and jagged generating additional - taser like shock to the shocker. Alternate spelling Tazer.

Just to give her a little more surprise I carefully gnawed my fingernails into jagged points, to give her .... The Taser.

by Rohlfy May 26, 2004

shit taster

1. (n.) A person whose breath stinks from indeed tasting shit.

2. (n.) An extremely annoying person; a person who talks too much.

1. Oh, my God! Please brush your teeth, you shit taster!

2. Jesus, do you ever shut up, shit taster?

by faggotron fo fags June 24, 2006

Ass-Tastic

An adjective that one exclaims when they see a sexy looking behind.

"Damn!", Rodriguez exclaimed, " That bitch's booty was Ass-tastic!!!"

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

penis tassel

Decorative tassel hanging from male genitalia. Often used for sexual pleasure.

Michelle bought a penis tassel for her dirty boyfriend.

by tassle lover69 December 1, 2007

Cum Taster

A mom of a young teen who likes tasting cum and tells it to her son's friends
Prefers SALTED OCEAN flavor
MILF

His mom is a Cum Taster

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

West Virgina Taser

Cinder block; the act of throwing a cinder block at someone

Dude got West Virgina Tasered

by dajuice21122 April 26, 2008

tashtastic

Refers to the fantasticness of Tash (Natasha), and tash alone.

"You're pretty Tashtastic

by Ben Clark May 4, 2005