Squid

A loser, bum, lame asf

yall seen larry? that nigga actually a squid

by John Quillll April 22, 2025

Squid

A loser. A bum who doesn’t have motion, doesn’t drink / smoke / snort / pour (basically three six mafia in sippin on some syrup)

This college is full of so many squids you’d think it’s underwater. Nobody gets throwd n turnt.

by Muhammad is a false prophet February 6, 2026

Squidgeon

The combination of "Squid" and "Pidgeon"

Ben is a Squidgeon

by Ben_the_squidgeon February 6, 2026

Squid Pussy

A small amount of something

I can't believe, bro was tweaking after a squid pussy of vodka -- it was only a few drops!

by Squister8686 February 16, 2026

squid

When a person if offered free drinks and/or denies the option to play a drinking game. Has a similar frame to squidward, hence the name squid.

This kid won’t play beer pong because his stomach is hurting. What a fucking squid.

by jjspinnerwalkemdown February 23, 2026

squid pigeon

a derogatory name for a weirdo or anyone u don’t like

u fucking squid pigeon get a life

by squid pigeon101 February 23, 2026

Squid

A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.

That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.

by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025