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Super straight

A made up “sexuality” that is really a hate group based off being transphobic and mocking the lgbtq community.
“I’m super straight
“Your not super striaght, you’re super transphobic *cocks gun*

“Soon you will be super dead
by Lemomzade March 7, 2021
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straight

A set of five cards in poker that make up consecutive numbers without starting back at the beginning (Aces can count as either 1 above king or 1 below 2)
3,4,5,6,7 is a straight, but Q,K,A,2,3 is not a straight.
by DapperDanMan May 13, 2005
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Straightgay

A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!
Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!
by Chesspiece February 11, 2010
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Super Straight

A “sexuality” made up by morons who won’t admit that they’re transphobic.

People who claim they are “super straight” don’t think transgender women or transgender men are real women or men.

“Super straight” people are complete disappointments to society and therefore should not be accepted. So if you see one make sure to not respect them!
a: “hey what’s your sexuality?”
b: “im super straight”

a: “wtf is super straight”
b: “i am a man who only likes women”

a: “so you’re straight?”
b: “no because trans women arent women lol sorry i don’t wanna date a man.”
a: “oh so you’re just transphobic
b: “no it’s my sexuality so i’m not transphobic”
a: “just admit you’re sexually frustrated because you have a crush on james charles and leave”
by yourgflovesmelol March 12, 2021
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Straight Date

A heterosexual person who attends a dance/event/party with a homosexual person because either the homosexual is still in the closet or their partner/previous date could not attend.
"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."

"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
by PrincessJetta December 9, 2008
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straight brim

Noun: The flat brimmed ball caps often preferred by urban youth. Most still have hologram stickers still affixed to them.

Noun: A person who wears a straight brimmed ball cap normally a urban youth.
'Let's leave this club. Way too many straight brims here'
by Deibert April 3, 2009
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scrait

Do you need anything else?

No I'm scrait.
by kishpeach May 5, 2009
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