salad

a female lunatic generally spotted carousing around the greater Toronto area.

holy fuck Egan look at that salad over there licking that rusty pole

by matesaseggs July 27, 2010

salad

The salad is the anus. It is used in reference with the act of licking one's anus. Toss the salad.

She offered grape jelly to me when I was tossing her salad.

by Ty December 19, 2004

lemme tap dat nigga salad

What a homosexual says to an appealing black man when he wishes to toss his salad.

yo i metchyo friend david and i just wanted to tap dat niggas salad

by LILFETUS August 23, 2005

Whiteface Salad

The act of eating semen out of one's butthole.

Ted: How'd it go with Shellie last night Pete?

Pete: Well i'm glad you asked, Ted. After dinner, in a true gentleman's fashion, i watched Raúl fuck her in the ass until climax before she gave me a whiteface salad in front of him.

by Substance D August 17, 2011

the big salad

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's

At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.

by ~The Nameless One~ September 6, 2005

Grandma's Chicken Salad

the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.

Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.

by bonequisha_kim_nicole January 8, 2012

Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010