scootering

The act of riding or doing tricks on a scooter. Especially a razor scooter.

Hey Jonas Brothers, get your razors out of the garage and let's go scootering!

by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008

shoot blanks

To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".

Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."

(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

shoot the poot

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away

i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot

by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007

Shoot snoot

shoot snoot /SHUTE-snute/, verb
1. To shoot nasal mucus
2. To shave by firing a gun
3. To cut a sunflower down the middle with a machete
4. To turn dark gray.

1. When I shoot snoot, it is always vitreous.
2. I had to shoot snoot this morning.

by Sodium Thallium E! October 16, 2007

scootered

to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.

We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.

by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008

Scootle

the action during sexual intercourse where the male enters the female vagina with his penis and procceds to jack off with his hand and penis still in the vagina. - a clamp may be needed to fullfill this.

"aww mate me and jessica had such a good scootle sesh last night"

by scootle professor September 19, 2018

Finger Shoot

To use your fingers to please someone sexually.

Becki asked me to finger shoot her after work.

by westy83uk July 20, 2009