turkish slap

the act of slapping or being slapped in the face by a penis

gee, I just got the biggest turkish slap from fernando today!

by FernandoGarcia January 24, 2005

Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.

Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.

by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009

patty-slap

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.

"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."

by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 19, 2006

turky slap

When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.

Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?

I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay

by I love meat! July 18, 2006

dick-slap

To slap a sleeping man/woman in the face with your erect penis while they sleep

I give a dick-slap for a blow job

by mik297 September 28, 2009

Trout Slap

1. The act of bludgeoning someone or something with a trout.

johnny stepped out of line so bobby trout slapped him

by IceMan316 December 17, 2003

Slap Face

1) Oppiste of Kick Ass
2) Short for "slap in the face"

Guy 1: That girl just turned me down cuz she heard I had a small package.

Guy 2: Dude, that is slap face.

by greyfrog April 28, 2009