Smarted

Smiling and Farting

“I RKO’d my friend then smarted”

by OGDURT May 29, 2019

Smarter mcsmarterson

Smarter mcsmarterson is somebody who thinks there smart but they are actually kinda dumb

Madison asked for an answer to a question and she said she was smart so they called her smarter mcsmarterson

by Dad loves pickles June 7, 2020

Smartester

when yu smart boi and gud grammer and speling.

I ees the smartester pursun!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Smartest person alive

Look in your mirror

Who’s the Smartest person alive
Look in your mirror

by Rosepup May 26, 2021

Smarter william

He is smart nice and have a great charisma. His friend secretly love him but always hide it. Smarter william, his real name is only william. A great leaderthat love math. Smarter william always help this girl so this girl like him really much. Smarter william is weird but thats what make everyone wanted to be his friends.

A smarter william he said. But he is only a william. A nice william.

by IMDC_Original November 25, 2021

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022