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Shart

Shit and fart combined into one. In most sharting incidents, the sharter thinks they're going to only get a fart, but their butthole threw some poop in the mix without their permission.
Oh man, I thought it was just a fart, but it was a shart. See ya.
by Shitfart69 February 11, 2022
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Shart is when you fart but instead of gass comming out its poop
Molly: mom do you smell that!??
Molly mom: i sharted :(
Molly: EWWWW TMI THAYS GROSS
by The_weird_one =_= February 21, 2022
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Shart

Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022
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the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
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SARTS

SKETES ARE ROAMING THE STREETS.
Random mf: “Sarts?”

You(an intellectual): “Hide your Exes, Hide your almost divorced Wives, Sketes Are Roaming The Streets.”
by OnlyAfterHours March 15, 2022
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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Scartle

Did I just scartle you?
by Dyced86 March 23, 2022
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