Šimon Alexander

Simon is a too friendly person that life Terraria and Team Fortress 2. He will always ask you if you want olay one of thoes games. But no one likes him

Hello im Šimon Alexander.
Go away you devil.

by Ghiugist March 6, 2023

Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’

Simon now has 12 coke cans.

by RLO7 March 7, 2023

Simonproof

A state of a object that cannot be stolen/taken from its original location

Hey that box looks quite Simonproof

by Totally not foxyshere March 18, 2023

Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect

Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world

by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023

Simon

The biggest, most dramatic, rat in history to ever exist. <3

Patricia: OMG have you heard from Simon lately?
Belinda: Gurl, you mean rat, we don't pronounce that name anymore, from now of on its rat remember

by yoman <3 March 29, 2023

Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

sidonay

The most annoying person you will ever come across.

don’t EVER trust them

person: i love sidonay

me: and sidonay loves talking about you behind your back!!

by anonymous May 29, 2023