Colton Shelton

Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.

Colton Shelton is such a pretty boy.

by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022

Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.

Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!

by Trail head girl October 14, 2022

silk-sheathing

A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.

The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same.

Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.

by Satch_Fan February 7, 2023

silk-sheathing

A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.

The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."

Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.

by Satch_Fan February 7, 2023

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

three sheets to the wind

drunk

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024