Cock Snott

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ahhh I blew a wadd of cock snott !!! she swallowed my cock snott, i leaked cock snott everywhere

by randysstrat June 22, 2011

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Naughty Snotty

When you ejaculate in a females mouth and it comes out her nose.

Jim took advance of Jane sneezing and managed to give her a Naughty Snotty.

by th148272 December 23, 2021

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it's not you it's meme

A way you can say it's not you it's me to someone but sound like a cunt doing it. Also a wacky zany meme page on facebook

Hey, I'm gonna need to break up with you, it's not you it's meme.

by Shwamper October 8, 2016

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What you say when someone else asks for your help with a so-called "emergency". While this response may indeed be fully valid/appropriate in cases where the asker is unreasonably seeking assistance and/or should be seeking said assistance elsewhere, it unfortunately can also be abused, wherein the speaker may be wrongfully denying the asker reasonable or "Golden Rule" help --- in other words, the same type/degree of assistance that HE HIMSELF would logically expect from others if HE had a similar unexpected crisis in his OWN life.

Stranded motorist: Thanks so much for coming out in the rain to give me a jump-start, Buddy! Bless your heart!
Redneck hippie in an ancient Ford F-150: No problemmo, Dude --- it's only what I'd want myself if I was in this same situation. I'm just sorry you walked all that distance to ask me for help... there's a fairly well-off family who lives a good quarter-mile nearer here than I do, and they have several nice vehicles that they could have helped you with.
Motorist: Yeah, well I actually DID ask there, and the smooth-skinned older hombre who came to the door with a TV-remote in his hand just told me curtly, "It's not my problem --- you should have remembered to turn off your headlights."

Redneck: Really?!?? Well, that totally SUX --- I guess HE'S just never had any problems like this, and so he doesn't know that errors like that can happen to anyone!

by QuacksO January 1, 2017

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