Schlondage

The amount of electricity generated by a potato battery. 1 schlondage is equivalent to 2 amps (A). The unit symbol for schlondage (j) is a lowercase j. It also means the general amount of schlondage.

I generated 3 schlonds.

You need more schlondage.

I have high schlondage.

by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026

Schlondike

Schlondike (noun, slang, humorous)

A prized or “rare find” in a sexual/attraction sense (like someone being especially desirable)

or an unexpected win

A playful, made-up term combining “schlong” and “Klondike,” used jokingly.

"He wasn’t even my type at first… lowkey a schlondike situation.”

“I wasn’t looking for anything, then you happened… total schlondike.”

by smorewhore March 18, 2026

Schloag/Schlork

Schlork or Schloag describes the meaning of Life and can be used as a verb, noun and as an adjective. You can schloag someone by stroking there upper arm from shoulder to ellbow while saying Schloag or Schlork. There are two ways to write Schlork, because of a misinterpretation. It can be used in every language that you want. And if it needs to be changed a bit than you can change it for Example: wurde geschloagt is the german equivalent of was being schloaged. It can replace every word in one sentence.

Im going to Schloag/Schlork you. / Schloag schlork schlork Schlork schloag.

by KIKI2Trap April 15, 2025

Schlond poofa

The exhaust on any barbie car that falls off regularly.

Barbie, does this look like a schlond poofa to you?

by Donkey42 August 14, 2025

Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick

Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?

by belalalabo August 15, 2025

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

by Chayber1 June 26, 2025