Real Madrid

Real Madrid are a club based in Madrid, Spain. They are competing in the top flight of Spain (LaLiga). Arguably one of the best clubs in history, they boast a record 14 UEFA Champions League Trophies, 7 more than the 2nd placers. They also have 35 LaLiga titles. Real Madrid are known for having one of the best trios in modern football, Bale, Benzema and Cristiano (BBC). The club’s president, Florentino Perez has a policy on only signing the worlds finest players (dubbed Galácticos policy). That has since been relaxed, signing players like Vinicius Junior and Jude Bellingham. Real Madrid are known for their rivalries. One of them is “El Clásico”, where Real Madrid face FC Barcelona. Another one is “El Derbi Madrileño”, where city rivals Real Madrid face Atlético de Madrid. They are also known for their “Remontadas” (or, comebacks in Spanish). One famous remontada is when Real Madrid were done 5-3 to Manchester City, and in less than 3 minutes, Rodrygo saved their asses by netting 2 goals and dragged Madrid back into extra time, where Benzema proceeded to score a penalty to win Madrid the game.

Hey, I saw Real Madrid win the 2022 UEFA Champions League final, Courtois was a beast and didn’t let anything past him! Real Madrid have built a super team.

by foot_ballfan August 5, 2023

THE REAL STIGGY

The ultimate racing driver on xbox live. He can get a bit angry to other players and is normaly joined by an equaly annoying person called who ate all the pies

All we know is that he is called THE REAL STIGGY

by The Real Stiggy July 15, 2006

The Real Dirty D

A white Rapper/Rock vocalist from the great Northwest
Est. 2005

Got the name in 1998 for stealing girls out of relationships
& having a naughty mind

D in this case stands for Dan

Known as a legend in the northwest as the first to pave the way for Rap/Rock genre

Have you heard the real Dirty D's song ??
Watch out for The Real Dirty D, his eye is on your girl !
The Real Dirty D albums: AThik9, Coming Clean, Take OFF, Shock The Monkey

by Rapper/Vocalist June 4, 2013

Riverside rally cap

When your having sex with a girl and you nut quicker than you thought, so you turn the condom inside out so you can rally for a little bit longer

- yo I used the riverside rally cap on this bitch last night

by Dirty Dick Isaac July 2, 2019

The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

glenn pen rally

When a baseball team or any other competitive team places an individual athlete inside of a cage or pen during a portion of the game to rally the team to victory. This player is most likely to be a social outcast on the team.

When the Oakland Raiders were losing to the Rams at kickoff, the team decided to use the glenn pen rally by putting JaMarcus Russel in the tunnel to rally the Raiders to a 4th quarter victory.

by bruins4herpes22 May 11, 2010

Are Dogs Real?

Yes.

"Are Dogs Real?" - Jim
"Dogs are real, Jim" - Someone talking to Jim

by Dr. Sago January 31, 2019