Middle of the Road

Being "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" is similar to Being a "FENCE SITTER."

"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.

A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.

Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.

These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.

They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.

They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)

"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."

by Ian De La Rosa November 21, 2013

Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018

Carolina Road Dog

When you take one for the team, but you're the only one playing

Are you kidding me? The Carolina Road Dog strikes again.

by the big cheeese September 26, 2008

mile high road head

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.

I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.

by topgunmav October 20, 2010

Rainbow Road

1: A colorful, challenging course finalizing the Special Cup in the Nintendo Mario Kart game series.
2: An annoyance.
3: The bane of one's existence.

"SHIT FUCK, GODDAMN YOU RAINBOW ROAD!"
(Often used during game play, after falling off course 4 times in a row.)

or

"I can't believe that stupid asshole picked Rainbow Road again."
(Often used during WFC Wii Online play)

by HollyMarieP May 16, 2008

take the high road

When you 'take the high road' - it means doing the right thing even if its not popular or easy.

Not to be confused with the Scottish Song The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond - which no one seems able to really interpret in any case... But is a good tune to reference when you need to remember to 'take the high road'

If a person wrongs you, no need to go and seek revenge or let it worry you. "Take the high road" and let them take the low road. In the long run that person will have probably wronged many people and their reputation is tarnished (their road is rougher) - while if you don't let it bother you and stick to doing the right thing, life will more likely work out for you as you are not bothered by the negative stress and your reputation is better. Metaphorically speaking, like a High Road (aka freeway / highway) the view is often better and you can travel faster, while the low road is slower and has more obstacles and traffic lights.

It's also the correct path to take to becoming what is also known as a righteous dude

by The Righteous Dude May 28, 2013

where the rubber meets the road

The moment of truth of something.

An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.

by OVilla1000 August 17, 2012